Little girls

Simon was called, when good little girls went bad. Then he had to hang around their pinky-bluey-flowery-sicky-bedrooms. And watch over them. It was a long-winded job and he could do with a cuppa.

Star War

"My Star Machine has nothing to do with any sort of War Star", Lucy thought the man with the black mask was acting rather weird.

Buster Ghost

"I'm not scared, you just frightend me" Buster told Bruno. Though he either wasn't entirely sure what the difference was.

In this together

"What do you mean, we are all just puppets in a grand play?" In the given situation, Gerda thought Brunos comment was rather useless.

I'm not crying

"No", Herbert kept saying. "It's not a pimple. It's a scar." But they didn't believe him.

Fancy

Rupert shuddered as he remembered Colins Fancy Dress Party. No one had told him the motto was "Animal Farm". He wouldn't have gone as a bloody teddy bear anyway. It was embarrassing enough to be on a photo with one.

Gerdas travel diary IV

"Where did they have their patterns done?" Gerda wondered. "They do look rather masculine."

On the back seat

"Oi", Bruno said. "How are you doing back there?" The way he said "back there" was sooo degrading. Gerda was getting pissed.

Bad upbringing

"Oh, what have I done wrong?" Debbie was frustrated. She would have prefered gay children any day to these three non-swimmers. How was she going to explain this to the neighbours?

On the Edge

As for Ernie, seeing his brother floating upside down, put him off water all together.

Down Under

Hugh just couldn't clear his head. And breathing proved more and more difficult. "I'm not made for this", he thought,"being a duck."

Five days later

"Jean-Jacques", he suddenly realised. "I'm Jean-Jacques. An englishman with a bloody frog name."

Side effects

"Everything is so fucking green", the Zebra-thing thought. "Where am I? Where is all this leading to? And anyway - who am I?" He often enjoyed contemplating on those questions. But today he really wished he at least knew what his name was.

Gerdas travel diary III

"Ooooh", thought Gerda on her snorkling outing. "I feel so light, everything is so silent and blurred. If only life was always like this."

Gerdas travel diary II

"Maybe", Gerda thought, "I should have taken someone along to take the photos of me."

Gerdas travel diary

Gerda hatte den Selbstauslöser zu schnell programmiert, aber es war das einzige Foto, das ihr vom Besuch bei ihren Verwandten in Brüssel blieb. Und es hatte Fettflecken.

Gerda hadn't quite worked out the self timer. But, alas, it was the only foto she had from the visit to her relatives in Brussels. And it had finger marks.

P.S.

"Wo sind denn nun all die anderen Pferde?" wunderte sich Gerda. "Bestimmt sind sie irgendwo da vorne."

"What was all this talk about horse power? Not a single one in sight!" Gerda was disappointed.

In high heels

"Was meinst Du, wie bin ich hier rein gekommen?" fragte Gerda Bruno. "Wie kommen Frauen in ihre High Heels? Hä? Und jetzt hol mich hier raus."

"I don't want to talk about it. Just get me out."

Two sisters, one photo

"What do you mean, I should look at the big picture?" Stefanie asked the photographer. 

My mother says

"What had mother always said? Never mix drinks?" Edward had had tequila, martini, vodka and gin. But he hadn't mixed them. No. They had each been in a seperate glass with a cute little umbrella. Or two. 

Kunos balloon

Franz wusste nicht genau, wie er das verstehen durfte. Kuno sass jetzt also schon sehr nahe. Also sagte er "soooo, ich sollte dann langsam". Doch Kuno lächelte bloss. 

Kuno leaned over Franz and exclaimed: "Look, over there, a balloon!" And then he did'nt move back. Franz began to feel a little uncomfortable. Had he used his deo this morning? And why was he asking himself this. He wasn't gay, god forbid. 

In der Ahnengalerie

Hilde hatte sich ihren Vater anders vorgestellt. Irgendwie. Aber vielleicht erklärte das ihre angeborene Überheblichkeit. Nein, sagte sich Hilde, es rechtfertigte sie. 

Running gag

"Buh!" -  es funktionierte immer wieder. Buster Ghost konnte sich nicht stoppen. 

Sensitive subject

"Nein, ich hab nicht gesagt, dass du dick bist."

Zwischenmeldung

Endlich gefunden: das Äpbeeriland. 

Oben

Karl wusste: jetzt war er zu weit gegangen. 

Karl ist oben

"Mensch, Karl, mach keinen Scheiss! Von mir aus, kannst genauso weit hüpfen wie ich. Komm jetzt da runter! Karl!"

The Gang

"Wir nehmen kein pink. Tut mir leid." 

Gerda harrte zwei Stunden unter dem Baum aus. Dann tauchte Bruno auf. Er lachte, sie weinte. Gerda hatte in diesen zwei Stunden hart an ihren Beckenbodenmuskeln gearbeitet. Aber sie hatte auch viel nachgedacht. "Ich bin einsam", fasste sie mutig zusammen. Es gab mehrere Themen in ihrem Leben, mit denen sie sich auseinandersetzen musste. Da war zum einen Bruno. Aber der konnte warten. Dringlicher war die Frage nach einer guten besten Freundin. 

Bruno

Er müsste sich doch jeden Augenblick wundern, wo sie denn bleibe. Müsste er das nicht?

Gerda sauer

Gerda war sauer auf Bruno. Er hatte versprochen, den Baum zu befestigen. Trotzdem nutzte sie die Gunst der Stunde und zog ihre Beckenbodenmuskeln an. Er müsste sich doch jeden Augenblick wundern, wo sie denn bleibe . 

Hilde

"Sie ist nicht nur im Bett eine Tigerin", dachte Kuno und legte seinen Arm ganz fest um Hilde. 

Bei Superman daheim

"Was meinst du mit 'die Börtli sind noch nass', Mami? Ich habs pressant, verdammt."

Gerda

"Deine Haare sind prima. Glaub mir", sagte Gerda mit einer sehr verständnisvollen Miene, "ich weiss genau wie es ist, wenn man so gemustert wird."

What on smurf...?

"Andererseits", dachte Jeff Vader, "hab ich Eier."